World Soccer Cup of the SGA (Single Girls’ Association)

July, 9, 2010

When my girlfriends and I attended soccer games in Europe, to us, the real winner was the team with the hottest players—and frankly, since they spent so much time squatting, those with the best butts. This Sunday, refs will decide which team wins the World Soccer Cup, but we get to decide which players win the SGA Soccer Cup.

For a back-and-front shanks breakdown, click on the following pictures and see the play-by-play analysis. Then, girls, tell me which country should “win.”

A

I love our US soccer team, but since I didn’t write the book, The Single Girl’s Guide to Meeting US Soccer Studs (trust me, if I knew, I’d fill you in) here are two of my favorite European countries with sizzling soccer players…starting with Italy.

B

The Italian team is under the FIGC—Federazione Italiana Giuoco Calcio. I like to think of it as Fierce Italian Guys who are absolutely CHISELED!

C

If you still aren’t sold, feast on the Italian players in this Dolce & Gabbana ad… I hereby rest my case. Every guy at my gym dresses like them! Don’t they at yours? 😉

E

Spanish soccer players…the back shanks view.

F

My friends and I sat in the front row at a soccer game in Spain. After getting up-close and personal, I can verify that Spaniards are winning athletes.

G

Since I couldn’t find a Dolce & Gabbana ad with Spanish soccer players, I created this tableau for your consideration.

H

As you can see, choosing a winner for the SGA Soccer Cup is no easy task. Girls, who gets your vote?

  1. Maria Cirillo says:

    Italy!!! I’m a proud Italian. Yes Katherine, our men are CHISELED!

  2. Camille Flora says:

    Sorry Maria, my vote goes to Spain. They should win the World Cup AND the SGA Soccer Cup! Pedro Rodriguez Ledesma is my future husband. Don’t tell my date tonight!

  3. Sara Sampson says:

    How could I ever choose between the sexy Spaniards and Italian stallions (as you call them Katherine)?? Then there’s Benny. I agree with Regina. He’s a HOTTIE!

  4. Katherine Chloé Cahoon says:

    Well, we are making up our own rules. Who says there can’t be a tie for the SGA Soccer Cup?!

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